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Titty-Fucking Satan
00:40
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Damn Satan, look at dem titties! How'd you get such big ass titties? Imma be titty-fucking Satan tonight
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Bleed Cum
00:32
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Bleed cum
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Accidental Penis
00:19
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we walked in, I slipped, you slipped, accidental penis
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Snapchat Fap Trap
00:46
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you say you met a chick, think you gotta trick, don't show your dick
why don't you just talk, take her for a walk, don't show your cock
You listened to the song, it wasn't very long, don't show your dong
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here comes this mother fucker from middle earth, his dick is small but he's got that girth, Bilbo Baggins' saggin nutsack (where you at?)
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We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster
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Crab Uncle
01:36
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Rock lobsters multiplying/ getting larger and we're dying/claw your eyes out and crush your face/ is there hope for the human race?
Craaaaab uncle (not an ant/aunt he's a)
Crab uncles terrifying/ children they start their crying/ newly orphaned by crustaceans/ there's no hope for your nations
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grab your paddles, unhook your boat/ fly your sail, empty your scroat/ and- shoot your goo on a new canoe (why don't you)
it's time to race, it's time to sail/to shoot more goo, with no avail/ shoot your goo on a new canoe (you gotta)
you lost the race, it's all your fault/the lack of goo was your result/ shoot your goo on a new canoe (you shoulda)
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I'm selling meth at Planet Fitness, buy now while supplies last
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Puddle of Jizz
01:25
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wet floor sign, watch your step, don't slip in the puddle of jizz
OH! YOU DIDNT LISTEN! YOU SLIPPED IN THE PUDDLE OF JIZZ
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can't take this shit anymore/ fucking pissed and what is it for?/ I need a vice man, I need an escape/ gotta find it before it's too late
Stressed out, what's the point in trying/I fucked up and I feel like dying/this shit is ruining me/locked me up and I can't break free
(chorus)- shit cut into! thin lines! snorted through a! bendy straw! try it
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HFN Recordings Alliance, Ohio
Label is closed, please don't contact.
I'm Brandon, and I ran a label for horrible fucking noise,
heavy stuff, and experimental shit. Closed in 2019.
Contact: hfcsucks@gmail.com
For HFN and related track downloads, see cutt(dot)ly link below.
For other artists, contact via links provided.
Disclaimer: HFN Recordings is left-leaning. Anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-fascist.
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