Shit Cut Into Thin Lines and Snorted Through a Bendy Straw

by Carbuncle

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Brandon Handy I just wanted to listen on mobile before it came out so I sent myself promo codes lol its good though Favorite track: Crab Uncle.
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It's not good.™

Recorded April 2016-March 2017 at "The Shithole" and Scott's crib.

Download includes the Carbuncle side of the Nasopharynx/Carbuncle split remastered and as originally intended. Brandon says sorry (for recording all of this).

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released April 1, 2017

Carbuncle:
Dustin - vocals, guitar, bass, keyboard
Machines - drums

All songs written by Carbuncle, except "Rock Lobster", written by Fred Schneider and Ricky Wilson. "Produced" by HFC.

Carbuncle links:
soundcloud.com/carbunclemusic
twitter.com/CarbuncleSucks
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLcX1UjiYPfQ8ek4gTsbWQ

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HFN Recordings Alliance, Ohio

HFN Recordings is a private label for horrible fucking noise, heavy stuff, and experimental shit. I'm HFN and Nasopharynx.

Disclaimer: HFN Recordings does not subscribe to a political agenda. Anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobe, anti-fascist.
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Track Name: Titty-Fucking Satan
Damn Satan, look at dem titties! How'd you get such big ass titties? Imma be titty-fucking Satan tonight
Track Name: Bleed Cum
Bleed cum
Track Name: Accidental Penis
we walked in, I slipped, you slipped, accidental penis
Track Name: Snapchat Fap Trap
you say you met a chick, think you gotta trick, don't show your dick
why don't you just talk, take her for a walk, don't show your cock
You listened to the song, it wasn't very long, don't show your dong
Track Name: Bilbo Baggins' Saggin Nutsack
here comes this mother fucker from middle earth, his dick is small but he's got that girth, Bilbo Baggins' saggin nutsack (where you at?)
Track Name: Rock Lobster [The B-52's cover]
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster
Track Name: Crab Uncle
Rock lobsters multiplying/ getting larger and we're dying/claw your eyes out and crush your face/ is there hope for the human race?
Craaaaab uncle (not an ant/aunt he's a)
Crab uncles terrifying/ children they start their crying/ newly orphaned by crustaceans/ there's no hope for your nations
Track Name: Shoot Your Goo on a New Canoe
grab your paddles, unhook your boat/ fly your sail, empty your scroat/ and- shoot your goo on a new canoe (why don't you)
it's time to race, it's time to sail/to shoot more goo, with no avail/ shoot your goo on a new canoe (you gotta)
you lost the race, it's all your fault/the lack of goo was your result/ shoot your goo on a new canoe (you shoulda)
Track Name: Selling Meth at Planet Fitness
I'm selling meth at Planet Fitness, buy now while supplies last
Track Name: Puddle of Jizz
wet floor sign, watch your step, don't slip in the puddle of jizz
OH! YOU DIDNT LISTEN! YOU SLIPPED IN THE PUDDLE OF JIZZ
Track Name: Shit Cut Into Thin Lines and Snorted Through a Bendy Straw
can't take this shit anymore/ fucking pissed and what is it for?/ I need a vice man, I need an escape/ gotta find it before it's too late
Stressed out, what's the point in trying/I fucked up and I feel like dying/this shit is ruining me/locked me up and I can't break free
(chorus)- shit cut into! thin lines! snorted through a! bendy straw! try it